January 2012
1 post
okay seriously you guys it's getting lonely in...
Maybe it wouldn’t be so lonely if there was more beer. And tits.
Jan 11th
2 notes
August 2011
11 posts
Aug 22nd
2 notes
Reblog if you like boobs.
effingbirds: aetropos: I don’t like boobs. I LOVE them. 
Aug 17th
7,275 notes
I can't believe I'm the one saying this but we...
godiszebiggestbitch: that-mormon-kid: kennysdad: I’ll bring the beer! ALCHOHOL IS SINFUL MR. MCCORMICK!   So ees putting a dick een your mouth, but you’ve done zat. Where was God when my son- Aw forget it. *drinks*
Aug 17th
Ask away.
A - If I'm in love.
B - Who was the last person who talked on the phone.
D - If I have some preference with boys or girls.
E - How many have holes in the ear.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said I love you.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K - What is my full name.
L - If I have brothers.
M - If I forgive, for treason.
N - If you want to know, how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What was the last party I went, and when will the next.
R - For me tell 10 my curiosities.
S - favorite band/ movie/tv show
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - favorite actor/actress
V - 3 big dreams.
X - One thing you wish you've done, but didn't.
W - An idol.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want
Aug 15th
276,968 notes
I can't believe I'm the one saying this but we...
I’ll bring the beer!
Aug 14th
4 tags
Aug 11th
Me and Randy are having an argument over who's (in...
kevingodammit: That’s a really tough one Mr. McCormick, one day your wife is going to get a tumblr, then she will log on and she will yell at you so fucking much it won’t be funny. Like, half of your posts are just perverted shit about her. It’s fucking pathetic dude. And I am totally not answering that question. It’s too hard to answer. You’re one to talk, kid.
Aug 8th
2 notes
Aug 8th
8 notes
Me and Randy are having an argument over who's (in...
Aug 7th
2 notes
Anonymous asked: ooc: CARSEN SAYS FOR JOHN TO GET HIS ASS ON AIM!

that is all :3
Aug 7th
posing-podunk asked: Some drunk bastard kept grabbing my ass at the bar last night. I'm more than willing to bet it was you.
Aug 7th
July 2011
23 posts
Put a name in my ask box and I will tell you...
Jul 25th
Reblog if you have a large penis.
Jul 25th
3,756 notes
GIVE ME FMKS DUDE
Jul 23rd
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Jul 23rd
my wife doesn't seem to approve of the idea of me...
I told her she can tell me what to post on here when she gets a Tumblr herself
Jul 22nd
Anonymous asked: DADDY

-kenny
Jul 22nd
Call me Stuart. I don't like that formal crap:... →
kevingodammit: lookfuckeritscraigtucker: kevingodammit: kennysdad: kevingodammit: kennysdad: This is what I get to come home to when I’m good Mr. Kenny’s Dad I don’t think you should be posting erotic pictures of your wife online. kid, I don’t tell you how to treat your wife,… SHE IS NOT CONSTANTLY BLEEDING OUT OF HER VAGINA. calm down kid you’re gonna give everyone...
Jul 13th
Fuck yeah
lookfuckeritscraigtucker: kevingodammit: kennysdad: kevingodammit: kennysdad: This is what I get to come home to when I’m good Mr. Kenny’s Dad I don’t think you should be posting erotic pictures of your wife online. kid, I don’t tell you how to treat your wife, don’t tell me how to treat mine. I don’t have a wife. I do have a girlfriend though. Who wears braces and is...
Jul 13th
Fuck yeah
kevingodammit: kennysdad: kevingodammit: kennysdad: This is what I get to come home to when I’m good Mr. Kenny’s Dad I don’t think you should be posting erotic pictures of your wife online. kid, I don’t tell you how to treat your wife, don’t tell me how to treat mine. I don’t have a wife. I do have a girlfriend though. Kevin godammit. Stop picking at the technicalities kid,...
Jul 13th
oogiesboys asked: My favorite south park dad. :D
Jul 13th
1 note
Fuck yeah
kevingodammit: kennysdad: This is what I get to come home to when I’m good Mr. Kenny’s Dad I don’t think you should be posting erotic pictures of your wife online. kid, I don’t tell you how to treat your wife, don’t tell me how to treat mine.
Jul 13th
5 tags
Fuck yeah
This is what I get to come home to when I’m good
Jul 11th
I'm lost and I'm not even totally wasted this time
Jul 7th
Jul 7th
Jul 7th
45 notes
Jul 7th
152 notes
Jul 7th
31 notes
Anonymous asked: What do you think of Tammy Warner?
Jul 7th
Jul 7th
31 notes
Anonymous asked: What do you think of Kenny McCormick?
Jul 7th
Anonymous asked: You robbed the bank with a lazer gun don't you remember ??
Jul 7th
could someone please explain to me why I've been...
I was drunk when I got arrested
Jul 6th
reblog this is if you think rape anons need to...
Jul 1st
June 2011
49 posts
ohmygodtheykilledme asked: oh........RIGHT

um well shes downstairs watching TV with Kevin
Jun 30th
ohmygodtheykilledme asked: dad what the fuck are you doing
Jun 30th
Jun 30th
who is this jeff foxworthy fellow and why do...
Jun 30th
Jun 30th
They took mah job!!!
third time this month
Jun 29th
Ze Mole: kennysdad: I’m not eating sushi… ever... →
kennysdad: I’m not eating sushi… ever again: Why smoke cigarettes. fromnowonillreadipromise: kennysdad: godiszebiggestbitch: fromnowonillreadipromise: godiszebiggestbitch: fromnowonillreadipromise: godiszebiggestbitch: fromnowonillreadipromise: … yes
Jun 27th
20 notes
I'm not eating sushi... ever again: Why smoke... →
fromnowonillreadipromise: kennysdad: godiszebiggestbitch: fromnowonillreadipromise: godiszebiggestbitch: fromnowonillreadipromise: godiszebiggestbitch: fromnowonillreadipromise: godiszebiggestbitch: fromnowonillreadipromise: ohmygodtheykilledme: fromnowonillreadipromise: … did someone  say  beer? hey  cani join you kids? i don’t think that would be appropriate...
Jun 27th
20 notes
jailbait-shelley asked: you're cute
Jun 27th
I'm not eating sushi... ever again: Why smoke... →
godiszebiggestbitch: fromnowonillreadipromise: godiszebiggestbitch: fromnowonillreadipromise: godiszebiggestbitch: fromnowonillreadipromise: godiszebiggestbitch: fromnowonillreadipromise: ohmygodtheykilledme: fromnowonillreadipromise: … did someone  say  beer? hey  cani join you kids?
Jun 27th
20 notes
Watching football. Continuously. (Sobriety is...
Jun 25th
Anonymous asked: NO!
COME
BACK
TO
THE
BAR
AND
PAY
FOR
YOUR
GOD
DAMN
BEER.
Jun 22nd
Anonymous asked: YOU.
DRUNK
BASTARD.
YOU
DIDN'T
PAY
FOR
YOUR
BEER!
Jun 22nd
apparently a source who'd like to remain anonymous...
Jun 22nd
ohmygodtheykilledme asked: HAPPY FATHERS DAY, DAD!
Jun 22nd