Call me Stuart. I don't like that formal crap

Jan 10

okay seriously you guys it’s getting lonely in here

Maybe it wouldn’t be so lonely if there was more beer. And tits.

(Source: kevingodammit)

Aug 21

jvm5:

OTP <3

Hey look it’s us

Aug 16

Reblog if you like boobs.

effingbirds:

aetropos:

I don’t like boobs. I LOVE them. 

(Source: luk3y, via jvm5)

I can’t believe I’m the one saying this but we need another party guys

godiszebiggestbitch:

that-mormon-kid:

kennysdad:

I’ll bring the beer!

ALCHOHOL IS SINFUL MR. MCCORMICK! 

 So ees putting a dick een your mouth, but you’ve done zat.

Where was God when my son-

Aw forget it.

*drinks*

(Source: kevingodammit)

Aug 14

Ask away.

• A - If I'm in love.
• B - Who was the last person who talked on the phone.
• D - If I have some preference with boys or girls.
• E - How many have holes in the ear.
• F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
• G - The last person I said I love you.
• H - The last person I hugged.
• I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
• J - How old I am.
• K - What is my full name.
• L - If I have brothers.
• M - If I forgive, for treason.
• N - If you want to know, how I treat my friends.
• O - If I like my school.
• P - What kind of music I like.
• Q - What was the last party I went, and when will the next.
• R - For me tell 10 my curiosities.
• S - favorite band/ movie/tv show
• T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
• U - favorite actor/actress
• V - 3 big dreams.
• X - One thing you wish you've done, but didn't.
• W - An idol.
• Y - If I like my town and why.
• Z - Ask any question you want

I can’t believe I’m the one saying this but we need another party guys

I’ll bring the beer!

(Source: kevingodammit)

Aug 10

onlyblackkid:

kevingodammit:

mutt13:

In Memory of Isaac Hayes, a legendary soul man and the sweet voice behind our beloved Chef, whom died 3 yrs ago today.

R.I.P. :(

CHEF.

WE’LL NEVER FORGET YOU :(

[ooc: WHY ISAAC HAYES WHY]

My illigetimate father!!

Wha-

I TOLD YOU SO, RANDY! YOU OWE ME A BEER!

Aug 07

Me and Randy are having an argument over who’s (in his case, ex-)wife has a nicer rack. Anybody have any input?

kevingodammit:

That’s a really tough one Mr. McCormick, one day your wife is going to get a tumblr, then she will log on and she will yell at you so fucking much it won’t be funny. Like, half of your posts are just perverted shit about her. It’s fucking pathetic dude. And I am totally not answering that question. It’s too hard to answer.

You’re one to talk, kid.

(Source: kennysdad)

that-mormon-kid:

WOW this bunny sure is classy looking! i bet he’s a real gentleman bunny, very religious and things :D 

ooc: *dying*

He’s definitely a classy gentlemen. I’m not so sure about the religious part though.

(via frosting-fedora)

Me and Randy are having an argument over who’s (in his case, ex-)wife has a nicer rack. Anybody have any input?