Call me Stuart. I don't like that formal crap
I can’t believe I’m the one saying this but we need another party guys

godiszebiggestbitch:

that-mormon-kid:

kennysdad:

I’ll bring the beer!

ALCHOHOL IS SINFUL MR. MCCORMICK! 

 So ees putting a dick een your mouth, but you’ve done zat.

Where was God when my son-

Aw forget it.

*drinks*